How To: Make a great audition tape for a reality show

So you want to be a reality TV star. The first step? Wow the producers with an awesome audition tape.

You Will Need
* A ruthless self-appraisal
* Discipline

Step 1: Know the show
Step 2: Follow instructions
Step 3: Be seen and heard
Step 4: Don't bury the lead
Step 5: Focus on story
Step 6: Emphasize your faults
Step 7: Be high energy
Step 8: Let your actions speak
Step 9: Keep it simple
Step 10: Don't be shy
Step 11: Include contact information
Step 12: Shut up

Fact
Fifty-one percent of people polled said it was okay for reality show contestants to have a rap sheet.